The Epoch of the Giggling Googlies - Part 2

The Gargantuans Anonymous


The Order of the Gorgeous Giggling Googlies
Once, invited to a party,
Of Gargantuans Anonymous-
Accepted, and dressed dreamily,
Delivered themselves, in Perfect Time
For Dinner.

Now, if you'll pardon-
You need to know
The Gargantuans Anonymous:
If you haven't hear of them, as yet.
You haven't?

Then let us continue.

A Food fetish, dreamy indulgent diet
Careless control, and growing girth.
Result of Orgiastic Obsession with Calories,
Were Gargantuan figures, who
Got together, gelled well together,
Accepted members into their Sympathetic fold-

With the Candid Confession
I'm a Gargantuan!
Set up Life , anew, among others
Afflicted likewise too!

So, shall we proceed?

The Gorgeous threesome, now
Sat down to feast (again)
A Life's ambition
No doubt, yet unfulfilled-
While Baby eyed Ice cream Delights
Middle mooned over Sinful Chocolate Cake
And Elder took enormous helpings of
Potato, dripping with Cream!


They had but started,
Mouths open and drooling
When the Gavel struck!
The GA President, Ms Goosy Grandeur
Flicked an admonishing look
Their way, and Grunted…



Gorgeous Gargantuans!
Yet again we affirm our Faith
In letting Excesses of
Engorging Edibles, entertain our time-
But…

With a Dark Look
Towards the threesome, she hissed:

I hear some of our Sorority
Have endeavoured to resist Temptation!
Terrible!

The collective gasp of Gargantuans assembled,
Their eyes whipping accusing looks,
Touched
The Gorgeous Threesome
Who looked sheepish-
Trembling, Wobbling to their feet
The faced the fury of the Foodies!

Out! No more a part of Us!
Cried Goosey Grandeur, Grandly!

Gasping at the Loss of a lifetime,
Pale from the thought of exclusion,
Baby Giggly wailed-
Giggly the Middle snorted, angrily
And the Elder sighed!

Gasping, gasping, all of them…
And a Thud!!!

The very Earth shook!
Sprawled on the floor, Lo!
Opening their eyes, they laugh, relieved,
At the close of a Collective nightmare!

Of eviction from Gargantuan Anonymous
Their Lifeline
Their sorority
Their very reason for existence!



23 April, 2008